Email to Office Staff

To whom or whomevers is/are the drinker of the creamer labeled BGL.

I am more than happy to share my creamer if people ask, and tell me that they are consuming a bit, or two bits of it, but now it’s time for me to say my two bits.

PLEASE STOP SECRETLY CONSUMING MY CREAMER. This has gone on far too long, and too many times I’ve reached for the liquid that helps me successfully work on all of our projects, only to be cut off dead in my tracks by a mystery shortage. All work and no creamer makes Brenda a dull girl.........

For those of you who may be confused, BGL does not stand for “By Golly Look! Free creamer for all!”


Thank you, and good morning.

BGL




Brenda Lowber
Owner/Art Director
Nerland Agency Worldwide Partners
T 907.274.9553

For Ideas Beyond the Expected: http://www.nerland.com

Consider before printing this email.
Paper takes trees. Trees produce oxygen.
Oxygen keeps you alive. Ergo, printing could be fatal.

that's so crutch

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my friend leah broke her knee into 8 pieces a month or so ago. she has been cheating and not using her brace, so i came up with this tee to help her get by without it.

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SPLASH!

definitions of words are funny.
check this one out:

splash (splsh)

1. To propel or scatter (a fluid) about in flying masses.
2. To scatter fluid onto in flying masses; wet, stain, or soil with flying fluid.
3. To cause (something) to scatter fluid in flying masses: splashed their hands in the water.
4. To make (one's way) with or by scattering of fluid.

chocolate is bad for dogs...

...but good for pit bulls.

check out the effing fantastic chocolate my roommate brought back for me from san fran. little brodies. this chocolatier takes details from artist's works, and puts them on chocolates. these are from the Michele Carlson Collection. she's got some strange little ink drawings that i'm thinking i like. lots of pit bulls and guns, but in a tasteful way.

check out the chocolates at recchiuti.com
check out the artist at michelecarlson.com


i could just eat them up.

here is to actually finishing something that i've started!!!!!

if anyone knows me at all...
they know that when i have an art show coming up, i can find endless opportunities to procrastinate.
saving all of my painting until the night before my show..... well oh shit. i've done it again. but this time it's different. i've actually finished a project that i started. MY FLOOR! check it out.



maybe this is the new me. finishing things that i've started...

let's not get ahead of ourselves.

may is finally fucking over.

i think maybe i'll begin to come out of the dark place.

a few things coming up that i am, in fact, into.

1. rowing starts.

2. first friday. show at cafe savannah. new stuff i'm trying out. lots of plywood and cable.. and fancy things called Ferrules. hot.


3. birthday celebrations. happy 25 to me.


4. teeth cleaning scheduled for this month. i'm not sure it's natural how much i actually love the dentist. not like love THE dentist, but love that minty fresh glossy teeth feeling when i leave. so hygienic.

breathe me.

Help, I have done it again
I have been here many times before
Hurt myself again today
And, the worst part is there's no-one else to blame

Be my friend
Hold me, wrap me up
Unfold me
I am small
I'm needy
Warm me up
And breathe me

Ouch I have lost myself again
Lost myself and I am nowhere to be found,
Yeah I think that I might break
I've lost myself again and I feel unsafe

Be my friend
Hold me, wrap me up
Unfold me
I am small
I'm needy
Warm me up
And breathe me

Be my friend
Hold me, wrap me up
Unfold me
I am small
I'm needy
Warm me up
And breathe me

The Jesus Phone

maricel, leah and i recently came across the perverse and often baffling realization that the iPhone is also commonly referred to as the "Jesus Phone". Makes an ungodly amount of sense (or, well, a godly amount of sense i suppose).

brenda grace face = grumblepants

too many things that i'm not into.

#1 brandon break.
sometimes when you spend too much time with you best friend, you start to hate yourself around them.

#2 sick beast.
brodie decided to eat 6 ibuprophen 800's off of my bed side table and slip into a mellow version of himself who then barfed all over my kitchen floor. Poor thing spent 48 hours in the Pet ER and had IV's up the wazoo to pump fluids into him to flush his system. boo that noise.

#3 uncle catastrophe.
if you know, you should already know.

#4 scooter denied.
DAMN IT!!! the little honda metropolitan II that will be mine (oh yes, it will be mine)... isn't mine. shit. now i'm just going to go have to buy one.



one thing that i AM into

#1 my 1973 schwinn breeze.

picked up my little blue baby from the bike shop yesterday. all tuned up with a brand new bright shiny chrome basket. sick. the sad little raincloud seems to have lifted a little bit after last night's official "first ride of the season". as of that moment... cycling. it's what i'm into.

the beast

UPDATE: The beast is going to be famous. Check out petapress.blogspot.com for more insight on what may fact make the brodie's already above-average sized head, even more above-averager.

Leah likes my bottom.

aaaaand... she's back.

here it is again.

it's probably true that not a single soul reads this damn thing any more, since it was back in 2005 when a stalker made me delete every known item having anything to do with me off of the world wide web.

but now i'm back.
uh. what.