Email to Office Staff

To whom or whomevers is/are the drinker of the creamer labeled BGL.

I am more than happy to share my creamer if people ask, and tell me that they are consuming a bit, or two bits of it, but now it’s time for me to say my two bits.

PLEASE STOP SECRETLY CONSUMING MY CREAMER. This has gone on far too long, and too many times I’ve reached for the liquid that helps me successfully work on all of our projects, only to be cut off dead in my tracks by a mystery shortage. All work and no creamer makes Brenda a dull girl.........

For those of you who may be confused, BGL does not stand for “By Golly Look! Free creamer for all!”


Thank you, and good morning.

BGL




Brenda Lowber
Owner/Art Director
Nerland Agency Worldwide Partners
T 907.274.9553

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